Thursday, January 6, 2011

From the mouths of babes


I could dedicate an entire blog simply to the hilarious sayings of Ms. Eden.

Me: "Eden, would you like toast for breakfast?"
E: "Sure, why not."
Me: "Eden, do you want to watch a movie?"
E: "Sure, why not."

Me: "Kids, go make your beds."
O: "We need help."
Me: "No, I've seen you do it before, and you can do a great job."
O: "Okay, but I'm going to help Eden first."
E: "Oh, dear."

E: (singing) "I know you, I walked wit you one a pond a dream. I know you, your eyes are souf america."
E: (singing) "Happy berday to you. Happy berday to you. Happy berday to you. Happy berday all da way."

O: "Crud"
O: "Oh, crud."
O: "This is cracking me out!"

Me: "Eden, should we buy some apples?"
E: "Sure, why not."

At breakfast...
E: "Thank you for making eggs for breakfast, mom."
Me: "You're welcome."
a few seconds later...
E: "Thank you for making toast. And juice. And vitamins...."

While driving...
E: "Mom, God made the snow, right?"
Me: "Yes, Eden."
O: "And the rain?"
Me: "Yes."
...the conversation continued as the children named everything they saw outside. E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G.

E: (Randomly, in the middle of the grocery store, in her sweetest--albeit tough-guy italian voice) "ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!"